Musings from Lot 12

So there I was watching an old Bruce Willis movie when I decided I needed a little nosh to get me through to bedtime. I bet some nice roasted almonds would be good. I happen to know where there is about 500 gm of raw almonds. Turn on the oven and set the timer. When the timer goes off pull the almonds out, a little overdone but not ruined until.............. as I go to set the cookie sheet down it slips and the almonds go all over the floor. Now the almonds are not only burnt but they are lightly dressed with a hint of cat hair and a thin layer of kitchen floor. I didn't really want those almonds!